She's so cool it's almost erie
  she's so fine I lost all hope
  Genetical testing
  something has gone wrong
  she should get back in
  her cage before they find she's gone
  She said she hated Kenny G
  that girl is way too good for me
  We'll break up before it starts
  She'll only tear my world apart
  da na na na na na na na
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  Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine
  Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind
    You might say she's everything
  just before everything goes wrong
  She's sunshine and lightning
  she pulls at my heartstrings
  she's stunning and then she's gone
  The intellect that girl has
  She's saying " death to false jazz
  Like kryptonite to Superman
  she's here to break my heart again
  da na na na na na na na
    Watch her on the floor tonight
  feel the crush she will incite
  the spark of hope she will ignite
  a beautiful sight
  Softer than the lightest snows
  watch her as the moment slows
  in my face the door will close
  and there she goes.